Are performed behind
Firmly closed doors;
A daily ritual well understood by all.
But when things go wrong
With the system,
The medics are called in
And set free to do some testing;
Which they do with glee, of course -
Cameras up bums, backless gowns,
Forced to drink thick white goo
Without a spoonful of sugar to help it go down.
But the ultimate in these types of tests
Is the dreaded.... Proctogram
The ultimate in entero exams,
To put fear in the heart of the bravest man.
They make a mixture of potato flour,
And insert into you know where;
(Even that’s no pleasure)
And ask you to pass it at your leisure
So? You say, no great matter,
Easy done, off I go, cut the chatter;
Haha! Our medics chortle with glee,
This time we want to see!
So a proctogram is a great exam
If you like watching someone poo:
Especially when it’s via Xray
And saved for viewing on a rainy day!
Having babies is no fun;
Lots of blood, gore and pain;
Considered to be the mostest
Of the grossest of these types of things;
But a Proctogram takes the cake:
It manages to take a nice picture of you -
Taking a poo,
Naked of all dignity
21 November 2015
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