20150614: How will I pull up my pants?

A wolf appears to have caught me;

it didn't seem too bad to start -

it ate my flexor carpi radialus

in a mighty screaming snap.

So, I thought, that's that!

The chance's remote

of a repeat attack 

of such a rare event;

but then it appeared 

on the other side; and leered -

it liked the taste of the other one

and is nibbling that one : the hide!

After that,  I was suddenly weary.

I'll manage without, I'm sure

But I'm left with an interesting query

How will I pull up my pants?

(it's not really a wolf, I know

and I'm sure it sounds lame,

but when  I think of my enemy

I like to know his name)

But there's more! Today,

to my despair, as I struggled

with my pants, my wolf sniggered,

I heard him move about-

He's found a flexor digitalis superficialus

perhaps he likes it on a whim

Maybe instead I could interest him

in a nice sounding hallux valgarus instead?

I googled flexors until my eyes bled.

I spoke to my advisors, and said:

I asked them this: Pray,

Why is there no wolf repellant spray?

My advisors answered with a shrug and a pout;

They've never been able to work it out.

So tell me, sirs, if you can,

How will I pull up my pants?

10 June 2015